Friday again, we’re off to Stockholm to play this party but here’s your fix…
Stevie Tech Nicks aka Maxim Lindqvist have been cranking out discoish remixes of among others The Tough Alliance, B-more remixes of Ace Of Base and a few others but now he brings us his addition to the Mixin’ It Up series. Listen up and enjoy:
“This is my second mix for Discobelle; the first one they threw away in one of those “We’ve got mail” postings. Since then I’ve become a superstar, and now I get my very own post, by far the greatest in bloghouse history. Kudos to me.
However, I won’t go on about my mix. Suffice to say it’s brilliant. I needn’t torture you with a playlist. Do I ever hate those;
Some Guy – Some Baltimore Club song
This is a straight up banger, and a perfect song to kick of the mix with: the bassline is thumping and blablablabla
Some Other Guy – Some Remix by Justice
I love Justice, and this is by far the best remix of this song. I am an asshole.
If you hear a song in the mix that you like, then ask and I will tell you what it is, simple as that.
So instead of wasting your time with the above mentioned, or some stuff about me, I thought I’d give you some advice.
1. Don’t judge a book by its cover. Which translates into: don’t judge a woman’s body by how she looks dressed. I’m telling you, it’s a classic mistake: she might look fine in tight jeans and with a flattering bra and a cute top, but it’s all a mirage. Women are (pretty) smart and spend their time between periods thinking about what clothes might best disguise their flaws. However, once they’re down to their bras and panties, they can’t hide from reality anymore: that ass – once vacuum packed into a nice pair of Miss Sixty jeans – will now show its true, fat colours; the belly will no longer have a distractingly slutty top to hide under, but will protrude in all its chocolate-ridden porkiness. You get the picture. So my advise is this: before you fall in love with a girl, make sure you see her in a bikini first.
2. Don’t become paraplegic. It might seem like fun to roll around in a wheelchair all the live long day long, without a worry in the world, but beware! Your arms will tire and you will need a penile prosthetic to have sex. If you’re a guy: if you’re a girl, not much will change. So be cool, stay in school and don’t be paraplegic… ool?
3. Read at least one book by Jacqueline Susann, and may that book be “The Love Machine”. She is one of the most underrated and misunderstood writers of the 20th century, and “The Love Machine” is a masterpiece not at all unlike, say, “East of Eden”. And yes, I mean you, Mr I Like Rub’n'Tug mixes And I Should Really Widen My Horizons And Stop Abusing The Term Balearic.”
Download: Stevie Tech Nicks – Andiamo Alla Bella Disco Mix #2 (zShare)
james zabiela says:
October 5, 2007 at 07:30
i like ittt
CrunkMachine says:
October 5, 2007 at 08:11
Is it just me, or does anyone else have an overwhelming desire to punch this dude in the mouth after reading that?
Stevie Tech Nicks says:
October 5, 2007 at 08:48
crunkmachine: I get that a lot, especially from my stepdad. “Oh this? I walked into a door. Silly me!” etc.
Anonymous says:
October 5, 2007 at 11:49
I just spat out my cereal
Simon says:
October 5, 2007 at 13:11
Haha, teriffic!
Richardsen says:
October 5, 2007 at 13:53
“Is it just me, or does anyone else have an overwhelming desire to punch this dude in the mouth after reading that?”
It’s not just you.
Moulinex says:
October 5, 2007 at 13:59
no, actually i want to have his baby.
GAYLORD says:
October 5, 2007 at 14:22
He’s 100% gay, I’ve heard.
Stevie Tech Nicks says:
October 5, 2007 at 14:27
well, Gaylord, kindly note that the above picture is from the club Fire in London, probably the most gay place on earth. I think you’re on to something!
Anonymous says:
October 5, 2007 at 14:56
Yeah some of those comments were a little punch in the face worthy…either he was high on coke when he wrote it or he’s just a stand up gentleman. I would love to see how hot his GF is. Especaly in a bikini. That’s if he isn’t gay like someone mentioned.
Anonymous says:
October 5, 2007 at 15:00
I’m not sure but I think someone needs to call Guinness and let them know that D.A.N.C.E. is the most remixed song in history. Fuck, this shit is getting out of hand.
Stevie Tech Nicks says:
October 5, 2007 at 15:19
real talk!
Anonymous says:
October 5, 2007 at 15:30
I want my bandwidth back! That was fucking terrible!
Anonymous says:
October 5, 2007 at 15:34
So in addition to arrogance, misogyny and making fun of paraplegics, Stevie basically trashes everyone who took the time to explain their tracklists on discobelle?
Not a good look dude. At all.
Stevie Tech Nicks says:
October 5, 2007 at 15:54
oh yeah, I forgot about them taking their precious time to explain the tracklists. It’s really special to read mind expanding explanations like “This one is off the chain. I just love everything about it”.
Those are really great.
Still Chill says:
October 5, 2007 at 16:25
Stevie ThE TruthspeaCKS!
I want that TTA remix of yours, where is it??
teenagewolf says:
October 5, 2007 at 16:26
It’s really special to read mind expanding explanations like “This one is off the chain. I just love everything about it”.
Those are really great.
HAHAHA
nutzack says:
October 5, 2007 at 16:43
why dont you spend a little more time slathering over the comments rather than finding a worthy track to replace that DANCE rmx……
douche.
bag o donuts says:
October 5, 2007 at 16:49
or better yet, replace the whole mix
the beginning is fuckin ANNOYING and boring at the same time
good job bro-hammad
way to keep me interested
Stevie Tech Nicks says:
October 5, 2007 at 16:52
I’ve never touched a Justice song in my life. So what’s with the talk about D.A.N.C.E?
Finska Pimpsta says:
October 5, 2007 at 17:01
Stevie, it’s friday evening. Stop refreshing discobelle and go get some fresh air.
Stevie Tech Nicks says:
October 5, 2007 at 17:11
I’m at work, like growns-up usually are.
felicia says:
October 5, 2007 at 18:09
LUV MAXIM!
w.veale says:
October 5, 2007 at 18:41
soo fu*kin perfectly played!
the mix is alittle boring though
KT says:
October 5, 2007 at 18:58
Stevie Tech Nicks is my new hero. i love people who puncture the inanity of bloggomites. and this mix is gay as hell. which is why it effing rules.
killtronix says:
October 5, 2007 at 19:42
Oh my god, this was a work of beauty.
I love how people are instantly hurt because someone wants to express themselves in a humorous way about something that they don’t like.
Wahh, cool points.
Shorts via Norfolk says:
October 5, 2007 at 20:01
Dudes “offensive” comments > Dudes weak mix
Mix sucks but I guess thats funny?
“Im at work like, like growns-up usually are.”
wow.
Kuken says:
October 5, 2007 at 20:31
Maxim i suffering from what we in Sweden call “oligofreni”.
N8 says:
October 5, 2007 at 22:47
Haha!
this mix is just fabulous. best you’ve ever posted!
Rob says:
October 6, 2007 at 00:52
Either way you cut it, Mr. Nicks got me to download his mix due to his antics. I’ll give it a listen soon. Hope the hijinks are worth it.
HAHA says:
October 6, 2007 at 13:51
I can’t stop laughing at the beginning of the mix, so fucking good
joakimR says:
October 6, 2007 at 18:10
i like the mix. and love the tta remix. thx
joakimR says:
October 6, 2007 at 18:11
vet inte arför jag skrev det där på engelska.. ajja. tack!
beaver dude says:
October 6, 2007 at 18:50
“does anyone else have an overwhelming desire to punch this dude in the mouth after reading that?”
BEAVER TAIL SLAP!!!
Huecifer says:
October 6, 2007 at 19:53
abercrombie & fitch music…yawn
dsc crew says:
October 6, 2007 at 22:54
han är en töntig bajskorv, så är det bara.
Lukas says:
October 7, 2007 at 19:59
What’s the track that starts at 7:50?
Anonymous says:
October 8, 2007 at 00:31
Reading was fun
listening was so boring. I would rather hear the guy from The Streets rap over some whales mating or some shit.
Robin says:
October 8, 2007 at 08:02
I second Lukas, what’s the track that starts at 7:45-7:50? Think I’ve got it on my harddrive but just can’t seem to think what it is..
Stevie Tech Nicks says:
October 8, 2007 at 11:51
I don’t have the mix here with me, but you’re probably thinking of Booka Shade’s “Tickle”, but there’s a bunch of stuff going on at the same time.